Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time .
He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh, goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
Officer : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites.
Santa Singh : Yes, Sir.
Officer started asking questions
Officer : Above
Santa Singh : Below
Officer : Front
Santa Singh : Back
Officer : Left
Santa Singh : Right
Officer : Male
Santa Singh : Female
Officer : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
Santa Singh : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
Officer : Ugly...U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)
Santa Singh : Pichhly...P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)
Officer : U.....G..... L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
Santa Singh : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our Santa Singh also shouts)
Officer is now angry.
Officer : Get out
Santa Singh : Come in.
Officer : Quiet please.
Santa Singh : Talk please.
Officer : You are rejected.
Santa Singh : I am selected ........ .......
And this is how Santa Singh got his job.
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