Sunday, December 5, 2010

A Little Viagra

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
 
The doctor said,
 
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
 
  
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
     
  
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
 
  
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
 

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